2010: THE END IS NIGH'S Apocalyptic Review of the Year!

2010 has been a remarkable year for apocalypse watchers the world over and The End is Nigh has been here to chart the doomsday depths and navigate the eschatological eddies for you, giving you the low down on the the names and numbers, the saints and sinners, the sects and the scientists who concern themselves with the end of the world.

So here we present our look back at some of our favourite highlights from 2010 - a truly apocalyptic year...

January
2010 began well for apocalypse-watchers, as the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists nudged their Doomsday Clock a minute further away from midnight.
The group of prominent scientists shifted the clock back to six minutes to midnight - it has been a five to since North Korea's test of a nuclear weapon in 2007. The proximity to midnight denotes how close they feel mankind is to destroying itself with nuclear conflict.
The furthest away from midnight it has ever stood was 17 minutes, thanks to US/Russian nuclear arms treaties in 1991.
Citing "a hopeful state of world affairs," the group said in January that for the first time since World War II, leaders are cooperating in efforts to curb nuclear bomb-making. They also credited the US, particularly President Barack Obama, for a “newfound sense of international cooperation and engagement on the issue of nuclear weapons”.

The year also began with continuing head-scratching by commentators over some seemingly apocalyptic comments made by former governor of Alaska and vice-presidential hopeful, Sara Palin, in an interview with Barbara Walters where she talks about Israeli settlements in the West Bank and Gaza Strip: " I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to be expanded upon, because that population of Israel is, is going to grow. More and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead. And I don't think that the Obama administration has any right to tell Israel that the Jewish settlements cannot expand."
Could this, it was asked, signify Palin’s belief in the Christian idea - derived from The Book of Revelation - that the final battle between good and evil will take place at Megiddo in modern day Israel, as discussed in The End is Nigh issue two?
And later in the year, concerns were raised that a potential Palin presidential bid could coincide with claims that the world will end in December 2012 - around the time of the next US presidential election.

February
More than a year after the jailing of self proclaimed messiah Wayne Bent, the first media were allowed inside his apocalyptic cult’s compound.
Bent was sentenced in December 2008 to 18 years in prison for molesting a young follower. Eight years of Bent's sentence were suspended, making the effective sentence 10 years unless the suspension is revoked.
Even after their spiritual leader went to prison, life continues for the 35 members of the Lord Our Righteousness Church: “Now, while they wait for their messiah to return to Strong City, they look forward to the time God takes them and all Christians off this earth completely.”
Bent’s lawyers have filed an appeal.

March
As we slowly thawed out after a particularly cold winter, we were warmed to discover that there is an 86 percent chance that Gliese 710 - an orange dwarf star - will plough through the Oort Cloud, a ‘cloud’ of ice and rock that extends some 0.5 parsecs into space from the Earth.
Such an approach would send an almighty shower of comets into the Solar System, forcing us to keep our heads down for a while. And a probability of 86 percent is about as close to certainty as this kind of data can get.
The good news is the chances of Gliese 710 penetrating further into the Solar System, inside the Kuiper Belt, are much smaller, just 1 in a 1000.

And we were given another date for our apocalyptic diaries: Leonardo da Vinci predicted that the world will end on November 1, 4006, according to a Vatican researcher.
Sabrina Sforza Galitzia said the clues were to be found in da Vinci’s Last Supper mural. She claims to have worked out that da Vinci foresaw the end of the world in a “universal flood” which would begin on March 21, 4006 and end on November 1 the same year.

April
The original prophet of environmentalism, Professor James Lovelock, said in April that despite all his best efforts to warn everybody, it's now too late to try and save the planet.
According to the BBC, he "now believes that we can only hope that the earth will take care of itself in the face of completely unpredictable climate change".

May
Speaking to Peter Hennessy for the BBC Radio 4 documentary Day One in Number 10, former Cabinet Secretary Lord Butler described how one of the first things the UK’s new Prime Minister, David Cameron, would have to do is personally write four letters, one for the safe of each Trident submarine, to be opened if the home government is destroyed.
"There has to be provision for what happens if the government has been destroyed by a nuclear strike, and somebody has then got to say well we have our missiles on the submarines, out under the seas and what should the commanders of those submarines do.
"And there has to be a plan for what would happen in that situation, and the person to make that plan - and it has to be made in advance because the home government may have been destroyed - should be the person that has been elected as the head of government. So that falls on the prime minister to make."
The cabinet secretary briefs the Prime Minister on the options, and then leaves him alone, in his words, "to do privately, wrestling with their own beliefs and conscience”. They then seal the letters, return them to the cabinet secretary, and they are transmitted to the boats.

August
Not content with selling more than 60m copies of his apocalyptic ‘Left Behind’ Rapture books, author Tim LaJaye decided to suggest to Fox News that President Obama is the Antichrist - a bestselling US author saying that his country’s president will bring about the end of the world represented a considerable step-up in both the anti-Obama and apocalyptic rhetoric by the American right-wing.

September
The visit of Pope Benedict XVI, otherwise known as Joseph Alois Ratzinger, to the UK aroused strong views amongst those opposed to the head of the Roman Catholic Church's views on the sexual abuse committed by priests around the world, homosexuality and atheism.
But it’s more as a harbinger of the apocalypse that the Pope aroused our interest. As detailed in The End is Nigh #2 (which is still available for free download) according to the fascinating Prophecy of the Popes, supposedly made by St Malachy and first published in 1595, Benedict is the ‘penultimate pope’. His successor, so the prophecy goes, will bring about the end of the world.

November
November has possibly been the most apocalyptic month of the year so far.

Dreaded bird flu reared its ugly head for the first time since the last minor outbreak in January 2009, while its compatriot swine flu - the subject of the main feature in the last issue of The End is Nigh - began to re-emerge among populations in the west. Within a month, it would be the cause of renewed warnings of flu epidemics with a rise in deaths as post-scare complacency is blamed.

As the whistleblowing website Wikileaks continued to publish confidential diplomatic US government cables, it was revealed just how much America is concerned that Pakistan may lose control of its own nuclear weapons or engage in conflict with India.

Epidemiologists in Uganda are still not able to identify a disease that has hit 96 people and killed 31 in the northern part of the country.
The disease, the symptoms of which include vomiting, diarrhea, headache, fever, abdominal pain and dizziness, first came to light in November in the Ugandan districts of Abim, Agago, Kitgum and Lamwo in November.
A forty-one year-old man from Wipolo village, Morulem subcounty in Abim district was the first recorded victim. He complained of headache and stomach pain on 2 October and died on 7 October.
According to the ministry of Health, he had attended a party where he reportedly drunk waragi and kwete - both locally made brews - before falling ill, yet other people who drank the same did not fall sick. Five family members who nursed him fell ill and his 12-year-old son also died.
Although more than a third of those affected have died, authorities have said recovery is possible if treatment is sought quickly.
Initial inspections carried out by the Uganda Virus Research Institute and international laboratories such as Center for Disease Control in Atlanta point away from Ebola, Marburg, Rift Valley fever, Lassa fever, Congo Crimean fever or Typhoid fever. However, warnings to people not to touch, handle and eat sick or dead animals suggest authorities are concerned that this may be another case of zoonosis - a disease that has made the leap from animal to human.

But, y'know, at least we discovered that high-pitched crooner and former military man, James Blunt, saved us all from World War III!

December
Forty billboards sprang up this month around nine cities in the US, claiming that May 21, 2011 will be the date of the Rapture. Fans of Family Radio, a nationwide Christian radio network, paid for the billboards after the network's founder, Harold Camping, predicted the date for the Rapture.
In Camping's latest publication, We are Almost There!, he states that certain Biblical passages point unquestionably to May 21, 2011 as the date of "Rapture", and October 21, 2011 as the end of the world. This is despite already getting it wrong - in his book 1994? he claimed there was a very high likelihood that the world would end in September 1994, although he did admit he "could be wrong".

Any small French town would normally be delighted with a new influx of foreign visitors - but the mayor of Bugarach is less than impressed with the flood of apocalyptic travellers that has engulfed his community.
The population of this farming community in the Aude region of southwestern France - which sits at the foot of the Pic de Bugarach, the highest mountain in the Corbieres wine-growing area - is normally a modest 189, but this is being swelled by thousands of foreigners who are convinced that this sleepy village will escape the end of the world in 2012.
Jean-Pierre Delord, mayor of Bugarach, says rumours are circulating that the village offers shelter from an impending Armageddon.
The claims about the town have become the latest fad amongst apocalypse-watchers who believe that the world will end on 21 December 2012 - an event supposedly predicted by a calendar of the ancient Maya civilisation of Central America.
Many of the visitors believe that a group of aliens is hiding in a cavern in Bugarach's 1,231m mountain and will leave when the world ends and kindly take them with them, according to the Sydney Morning Herald.
M. Delord claims that websites in the US are selling tickets for trips to Bugarach: "They are doing some business, and people are already organising visits and prayer and meditation workshops, etc," he told The Telegraph, adding: "This is no laughing matter … If tomorrow 10,000 people turn up, as a village of 200 people we will not be able to cope. I have informed the regional authorities of our concerns and want the army to be at hand if necessary come December 2012."
He said people had been coming to the village for the past 10 years or so in search of alien life following a post in an UFO review by a local man, who has since died. "He claimed he had seen aliens and heard the humming of their spacecraft under the mountain," he said, claiming that several "Ufologists" have bought properties in the mountain's shadow, with a mini-industry of gurus and prayer groups springing up.
The Herald claims the internet is awash with about claims the late President Francois Mitterrand visiting the peak, and mysterious digs conducted by the Nazis and later Mossad, the Israeli secret service. Recently, however, interest in the site had skyrocketed, said the mayor, with online UFO websites advising people to seek shelter in Bugarach as the countdown to Armageddon commences.
But, as we pointed out in October, the idea that the ‘end’ of the Mayan calendar on 21 December 2012 means the end of the world has been roundly debunked.
A new critique, published as a chapter in the new textbook "Calendars and Years II: Astronomy and Time in the Ancient and Medieval World" (Oxbow Books, 2010), argues that the accepted conversions of dates from Mayan to the modern calendar may be off by as much as 50 or 100 years.
Most importantly, it means that 21 December 2012 is a meaningless date - the Mayan calendar doesn’t end then, if it ever indeed does ‘end’ (much the same as my desk calendar only going up to 31 December doesn’t mean the world will end then … I’ll just buy a new one) and therefore there simply cannot be a ‘prediction’ at all.
Not that this will stop the 2012 theorists - not even an explicit refutation by NASA managed that one...

So, that was 2010 - another year that humanity has inexplicably managed to survive in spite of all the predictions that the end was indeed nigh. We're a year closer to the next big apocalyptic date of 21 December 2012, of course, so expect the profile of the biggest diary entry in all armageddon-watchers' diaries to loom larger as 2011 continues and there's Family Radio's prediction of 21 May to look forward to.

And don't forget that if you want more analysis of the end of the world and those predicting it, issue four of The End is Nigh is still available to buy online.

We are The End is Nigh and this has been our apocalyptic review of 2010 - thanks for following us and we wish you a prosperous, safe and above all non-apocalyptic 2011!

Zoonosis emerges? "Mystery illness" claims 38 lives in Uganda

At least 38 people have died from a mystery illness in northern Uganda. The Ugandan Ministry of Health said the preliminary tests had ruled out ebola, typhoid and several other diseases.

The illness was first reported on 10 November and more than 90 people have been treated for it.

Symptoms which last between two and 10 days appear to include a severe headache and dizziness, leading to diarrhoea and vomiting containing blood - although officials claim "a full recovery" is possible if medical help is received in the illness' early stages.

It is notable that people are being advised "not to eat meat from sick domesticated and wild animals" as it implies they may fear it to be a case of zoonosis - something that we discuss in issue four of The End is Nigh. A zoonotic disease is one that can be transmitted to people from animals and as noted in the Wikipedia page linked above, "of the 1,415 pathogens known to affect humans, 61% are zoonotic". The most famous of these include the devastatingly deadly Ebola virus, Marburg fever, 'bird flu' and, it is believed, HIV.

US billboards claim Jesus will return May 21, 2011

... which, even by the standards of Christian predictions of the Second Coming, is kinda specific.

Forty billboards have sprung up around nine cities in the US, claiming that May 21, 2011 will be the date of the Rapture.

Fans of Family Radio, a nationwide Christian radio network, paid for the billboards after the network's founder, Harold Camping, predicted the date for the Rapture.

In Camping's latest publication, We are Almost There!, he states that certain Biblical passages point unquestionably to May 21, 2011 as the date of "Rapture", and October 21, 2011 as the end of the world. This is despite already getting it wrong - in his book 1994? he claimed there was a very high likelihood that the world would end in September 1994, although he did admit he "could be wrong".

Undeterred, 29-year-old Allison Warden orchestrated the billboard campaign in Nashville, Tennessee. Allison is a volunteer with WeCanKnow.com, a website set up by followers of Family Radio.

Although the exact nature of the Rapture is contested, in its most popular current form it involves Christ returning from Heaven to earth while saved individuals - both dead and alive - will rise up in the air and join him in the sky. A particular favourite of the evangelists in America, it's also the basis of Tim LeHaye's internationally best-selling 'Left Behind' series of novels.

Possible Palin presidential poll a sign of impending apocalypse?

A new "political thriller" by one Sheldon Filger has been published, based on a scenario that former Alaskan governor and Tea Party darling Sarah Palin runs for - and wins - the 2012 American presidential election.

We've blogged about Mrs Palin's little girl before, but we're still searching for the fully expected linking of the Mayan end-of-the-world theories and the date of the next US election.

And, if you're in any doubt about the side of the debate that the author comes down on, he leaves a handy hint in the title: SARAH PALIN APOCALYPSE AMERICANA.

The OTHER Da Vinci Code ... of impending doom!

This has only just popped up onto our radar (it's amazing what random Googling can bring up) but we'd not spotted this insomnia-inducing prediction about the imminent end of the world ...

It has been claimed that the original Renaissance man, painter and polymath Leonardo da Vinci, predicted that the world would end on ... wait for it ... November 1, 4006!

Now, before you start selling your wordly goods, this prediction of impending doom has been made by Vatican researcher Sabrina Sforza Galitzia, who claims 'clues' were to be found in da Vinci’s Last Supper mural.

The central half-moon window, or lunette, above his painting of Christ with his disciples before the Crucifixion contains a “mathematical and astrological” puzzle which she has deciphered, she said.

She claimed to have worked out that da Vinci foresaw the end of the world in a “universal flood” which would begin on March 21, 4006 and end on November 1 the same year. Documents showed that he believed that this would mark “a new start for humanity”, Ms Sforza Galitzia said.

Last year, the Vatican published her study The Last Supper of Leonardo in the Vatican, in which she examined a tapestry of the Last Supper made for King Louis XIII of France, based on da Vinci’s design for his famous mural in Milan.

Planning for Star Wars: space threat experts still watching the skies

With governmental concern focused more on Armageddon of the financial kind over the past couple of years, it may sound like a costly extravagance to talk about asteroid-detection and deflection systems.

The end of the world, however, isn't something that is particularly concerned about whether we can afford to thwart it or not. Thankfully, the issue of global destruction at the hands of a sizeable lump of space rock has not dropped off the scientific radar. Late last month, representatives of the American, Russian and other national space programs met for three days at the European Space Agency's Space Operations Center in Darmstadt, Germany.

Their goal is to put together a Mission Planning and Operations Group (MPOG) to develop a global asteroid threat response. Participants studied several plausible impact scenarios to identify best responses to such an emergency.

Earlier John Holdren, President Obama's science and technology adviser, sent the House Committee on Science and Technology a letter calling for NASA to play a leading role in detecting and deflecting deep-space objects that threaten Earth.

Former Apollo 9 astronaut Rusty Schweickart attended the Darmstadt meeting and told Space.com that disastrous asteroid impacts "can be prevented ... only, however, if we properly prepare and work together with other nations around the world."

Not so beautiful: how high-pitched singer "prevented World War III"

When we read a headline such as Singer James Blunt 'prevented World War III' we become intrigued. And then worried. And then tired. Then hungry. Then back to worried again ...

Singer James Blunt has told the BBC how he refused an order to attack Russian troops when he was a British soldier in Kosovo. Blunt said he was willing to risk a court martial by rejecting the order from a US General.

All jokes about his singing inducing the world's nucler powers into a mutual suicide pact aside, the account by the high-voiced hitmaker who healed a hundred million hearts has even been backed up by British General Sir Mike Jackson, commander of the British forces during NATO operations in Kosovo, who told him at the time: "I'm not going to have my soldiers be responsible for starting World War 3."

"...that sense of moral judgement is drilled into us as soldiers in the British army," said Blunt.

Phew.

Hit me baby one more time: asteroid impact calculator updated

It's a dubious curiosity, but have you ever wondered what would happen if a 10km-wide asteroid came out of the sky and slammed down on your city?

Well now you can, thanks to the nicely-updated impact effects calculator, first produced by scientists at Purdue University and Imperial College London in 2004.

By filling in the details of angle, mass, speed and impact site you can get an idea of how devastating - or otherwise - an asteroid impact would be.

After the first go, it's kind of irresistable seeing just how much devastation one can cause ...

The apocalypse is postponed ... maybe

As discussed in the most recent issue of The End is Nigh, the buzz over 2012 is increasing with every passing day and shows no sign of abating.

However, there's moxed news for those expecting the world to come to an end on 21 December 2012 - it might not happen.


Simply put, the often-unchallenged idea is that because the Mayan calendar comes to an 'end' on this date it means they 'predicted' the end of the world. These amazing prophetic powers didn't *really* do them a lot of favours in the 15th and 16th Centuries, but never let logic get in the way of a good apocalyptic idea.


However, according to Fox News (we know, we know), a new study suggests that not only is the date wrong but that the real date for this 'end' may not be knowable at all!


A new critique, published as a chapter in the new textbook "Calendars and Years II: Astronomy and Time in the Ancient and Medieval World" (Oxbow Books, 2010), argues that the accepted conversions of dates from Mayan to the modern calendar may be off by as much as 50 or 100 years. That would throw the supposed and overhyped 2012 apocalypse off by decades and cast into doubt the dates of historical Mayan events.

The Penultimate Pope and the End of the World

Last week, British TV screens were filled with little else but images of a short, old man dressed entirely in white (apart from funky red loafers) standing before crowds of flag-waving adherents.

The visit of Pope Benedict XVI, otherwise known as Joseph Alois Ratzinger, to the UK has aroused strong views amongst those opposed to the head of the Roman Catholic Church's views on the sexual abuse committed by priests around the world, homosexuality and atheism.

But it’s more as a harbinger of the apocalypse that the Pope arouses our interest. As detailed in The End is Nigh #2 (which is still available for free download) according to the fascinating Prophecy of the Popes, supposedly made by St Malachy and first published in 1595, Benedict is the ‘penultimate pope’. His successor, so the prophecy goes, will bring about the end of the world.

Starting from Pope Celestine II, the list supposedly written by Malachy details him and his 112 successors, along with their 'characteristics' in a short descriptive title, running from 1143 until the "end of the world". The prophecies seem to be relatively accurate till Urban VII (1590), but after that great efforts have to be made in order to make the prophecies fit each pope.

Looking at the modern era, according to this list - the translation of which itself is reinterpreted endlessly - the pope that corresponds with Benedict XV (Pontiff from 1914 'til 1922) is described as "Religion Laid Waste". Communism's spread and suppression of religion, along with millions of deaths during World War I is cited as proof of the accuracy of this, though often without explanation.

The outspoken criticism of Communism and Fascism by his successor, Pius XI (1922-1939), earns him the title of "Unshaken Faith" in the eyes of believers while "Pastor and Mariner" John XXIII (1958-1963) was also Patriarch of Venice (canals = mariner. You see?) and the three fleurs-de-lis of Paul VI's (1963-1978) coat-of-arms is 'proof' of Malachy's prediction that he was "Flower of Flowers".

And this is where it starts getting a bit complicated. Depending on who you believe, John Paul I (1978), who is cited as "Of the Half Moon" was elected when there was a half moon, reigned 33 days (which isn't actually a single month, but never mind), was born in the diocese of Belluno (which means 'beautiful moon') and was baptized Albino Luciani (meaning 'white light') and he died soon after an eclipse of the moon. Phew.

And as for “The Labour of the Son”, otherwise known as John Paul II (1978-2005), the fact that he was “the most travelled Pope in history”, there was a near total eclipse of the sun over Europe shortly after he was born, and “like the sun” came out of the east (assuming you’re standing to the West of him, of course).

The spot in the queue which Benedict now occupies, number 111, refers to "Gloria Olivae", or “The Glory of the Olive”. This motif got apocalypse watchers wetting themselves even before Benedict’s election took place in April 2005: some fringe members of the monastic order of Benedictines claimed the Pope would be chosen from their ranks, as a small sub-order of the Order is known as the “Olivetans”. Unfortunately, Ratzinger is not only not a Benedictine but while all Olivetans are Benedictines, few Benedictines are Olivetans. He did, however, choose Benedict as his ‘regnal’ name and in 1993 Ratzinger had been installed as cardinal bishop of Velletri-Segni, the coat of arms of which are emblazoned with three olive trees.

The difficulty is that ‘fulfilment’ of prophecy in hindsight is a very easy thing. Before his election, speculation included suggestions it could be any member of Benedictine Order, or a Latin American pope (since, y’know, they have “olive-coloured skin”) or any black pope, or any pope from olive-producing Italy or Spain, or any one of a thousand possibilities.

This speculation has obviously faded as time has gone on, but should Benedict meet and untimely end (Malacy has him down for a very short stint in the top job) expect a mini-industry to spring up overnight, though this is already underway. He successor, in case you're interested, is supposed to be "Peter the Roman", who reign will see the end of the world.

Of the 199 current Cardinals, we have quite a narrow field if you assume that 'Peter' is a dead giveaway. there's Nasrallah Pierre Sfeir, the 90-year-old Patriarch of Antioch for Maronites, or the Archbishop Emeritus of Tokyo Peter Seiichi Shirayanagi, the Archbishop of Cape Coast Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson, the Archbishop of Esztergom-Budapest Peter Erdö, the Archbishop Emeritus of Tamale Peter Poreku Dery and Archpriest of the Pontifical Basilica of St Peter in the Vatican Angelo Comastri. Our (tongue firmly in cheek) money is on Comastri.

While we're talking all things Popish, stories of threats to Benedict during his visit to the UK did evoke memories of a very-nearly-very-successful assassin, though. Mehmet Ali Agca was the Turkish ‘assassin’ who shot and wounded Pope John Paul II on 13 May 1981. When he emerged from prison nearly 29 years later, Agca promptly declared himself a messenger from God and announced that the world would end “this century”.

"I will meet you in the next three days," Agca said. "In the name of God Almighty, I proclaim the end of the world in this century. All the world will be destroyed, every human being will die. I am not God, I am not son of God, I am Christ eternal."

Agca, who has previously claimed to be the Messiah, said the Gospel was full of mistakes and he would write the perfect one. He delivered a similar message in a long, rambling statement distributed by Abosoglu outside the prison in Sincan on the outskirts of Ankara, the Turkish capital.

When assessed by doctors who had to decide if he should undertake the compulsory military service he was still eligible for, he was declared unfit due to his "antisocial personality disorder".

'Obama the Antichrist' claims top US author

Yeah, I know - what a way to return! Well, here we are, Doomwatchers, back with a clip from Fox News in which Tim LaHaye, author of the insanely popular apocalyptic Left Behind books which have sold more than 60m copies in the US alone, suggests that President Obama is the Antichrist.

We've been here before, of course. Pick up a copy of issue four of THE END IS NIGH to find out just how the evangelicals and nutcases of the world greeted Obama's election.

However, it's impossible to overstate how startling this video is. Consider - this is a best selling author going on one of the biggest news stations in the world ... to tell the world that a politician heralds its end.

Thanks to Tom Mendelsohn at the Independent for blogging about this. LaHaye has, as he points out, previous...

And the good news for today is ...

We like Professor James Lovelock.

As well as being the bloke who developed Gaia theory, and therefore modern notions of consequential climate theory, he's just come out and said that despite all his best efforts to warn everybody, it's now too late to try and save the planet.

Brilliant!

According to the BBC, he "now believes that we can only hope that the earth will take care of itself in the face of completely unpredictable climate change".

I smell an EiN5 interview coming on ...

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!

And we are BACK ...

And what better way to return from our usual hiatus (during which we've been plotting the next issue of THE END IS NIGH) than the news that we have ONLY A MATTER OF YEARS LEFT TO EXIST!!!!!

Well, 1.5 million years, at any rate ...

there is 86 percent chance that Gliese 710 will plough through the Oort Cloud of frozen stuff that extends some 0.5 parsecs into space.

That may sound like a graze but it is likely to have serious consequences. Such an approach would send an almighty shower of comets into the Solar System which will force us to keep our heads down for a while. And a probability of 86 percent is about as close to certainty as this kind of data can get.

The good news is that Bobylev says the chances of Gliese 710 penetrating further into the Solar System, inside the Kuiper Belt, are much smaller, just 1 in a 1000. So that's all right, then.

Keep calm and carry on.

And don't forget that you can still order your very own copy of THE END IS NIGH #4 by going to www.endisnigh.co.uk and clicking on 'BUY'. G'warn, do it - you know you want to!