Wednesday, 15 October 2008

NEWS: Cult leader claims his 'persecution' will lead to end of the world

A self-proclaimed messiah being investigated for inappropriate contact with children says his “persecution” is bringing about the end of the world.

Union County cult leader Wayne Bent is accused of molesting children whom he says he was only “healing”.

In a statement on his website, he says the investigation into his activities have caused such things as the crisis on Wall Street.

Thursday, 2 October 2008

NEWS: Arctic Sea "Foaming" with Methane

Unsure whether to introduce a new category of apocalypse entitled merely 'global fart' ...